Breed: American Shorthair
Nicknames: Cow, Fatzo
I was found on the streets of Camden, New Jersey, so I have seen it all. That's part of the reasons why I hate other cats, because I don't want any of them to come near my food. Also they are all self-righteous and ungrateful, not as chill as I am.
Eating, of course.
Did I say that I hate other cats? Despite my disdain for them, my human decided it would be a good idea for me to be in the same house with 4 cats. Oh well, wcyd. It turns out to be not that bad, because that also means more food for me.